porn subtitles

the nintendo wii.

invisible poster

a high tech device that lets you read this sentence

You

My Boss... Your boss

Solar Powered Unicorns??

Mario Party 10

self-destruct button on a mine.

ibeprophen with a tendency to give you a headache

Pepper spray eye drops.

Liberals - worse than useless.

Republicans

Self-opening Automatic door

a list of pointless inventions

An automatic door that has to be turned on to open

national cocolate on your face day

Sunglasses for blind people

cigarrettes :(

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

A dollar bill that costs a dollar.

Handerpants! underpants for your hands..... www.handerpants.com hahahah (:

Transparent underwear

Women.

Pointless Inventions

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