Internet.

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The "Wii"

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Very well-shagged olive oil

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A hair dryer for drying your fire.

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Onions that dont have layers

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Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Water machine. Just add water

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Your mom.

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Pre Soaked Water

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Fire alarm with silencer

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Half turkey, half Turkish man.

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A 100% cotton catsuit

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We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

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that whole human being that is stuck to a pussy

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car alarms that only go off when you press the panic button.

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Noise cancelling Harrington aids

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Donald Trumps small loan of a million dollars

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A Fork-Knife

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A screen door for a submarine.

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a screen-less TV

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A shower curtain that almost looks like a shower door

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Those "words" in the box you have to type in order to make a comment....

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flameproof cigarettes

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a fork made out of rubber

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!