A book on how to read.

Light-proof glass.

Triangle shaped wheels.

The electoral voting system

TV curtains

Dissolving Kettle

god

See-through bodybags.

Black Whiteboard

Solar powered flashlight

Republicans

Internet explorer

Not sex

Paper mâché bike helmets

a character limit on the compu

Censored Porn

A book on books

a cell phone for a deaf

english class

Banana peeler

yo mamma

DVD rewinder

WHAT? I AM GETTING GREEN THUMBS? HERESY! BLASPHEMY! Moral: Oh sorry, I keep mistaking these horsehead network for "the pointless comment section"

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!