vagina and virginia

The fart bag. A reusable bag that collects your farts through out the day for later enjoyment

Harry styles

Water Proof Note Cards

God...

Boneless ribs.

Bottomless pockets

Anti-sleeping bench.

Steam-powered kettle

Another Justin Beiber Invention joke.

Not sex

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

onion-flavored tobacco

a suitcase to hold your suitcase

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Lv. 100 Magikarp.

A book on books

rat boys playing any game online

Censored Porn

this website

Bean-flavored tofu.

Facebook Updates.

Non-alcoholic beer

Justin Bieber

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!