GAME CUBE

Solar powered tanning booth.

Sundriven flashlight

Onions that dont have layers

Food that can't be digested. That way you can eat it after you shit it out.

Book for blinds.

a girlfriend.

Drivethrough braile

ugly people

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Obama

ointment for ointment bottles

A glass hammer.

Same coloured text as the background/paper.

Highway traffic-lights

church

A machine that invents the machine you just invented.

air-conditioned microwave oven

a pedal-powered wheel chair

SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

anybody who is reading this

an internet sight that teaches you how to use one

Megahit songs about not needing money.

Black man fake tan

Pointless Inventions

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