Blind guide dogs

CAPTCHA

Black Light Bulb

Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

Cigarettes

Cold sick missile

A concrete trampolene

one direction !!

CAPTCHA.

Myspace

Censored porn

Taxes.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

A song for deaf people

The alternative number pad on your keyboard

The modern idea that we live in a free society when we are all slaves to debt.

Strings for Air Guitar.

AC battery

The "View Terms of Service" link on this website.

Euan was a meanie

school

Hiking

The add saying: What is scientology? Find out for yourself. Aka we wont tell you so dont click here.

Condom that gives you STD's

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!