- Pointless Inventions

Rebecca Black

Whoever is reading this

really attractive children

Non stick glue

Second-Rate aka déclassé Mc Donalds for those that cannot afford the... high quality stuff??? Moral: Dadasomethingsong not particularly fond of it!

an airbag that inflates 5 minutes after impact

baby maker robot

Cold resistant ice cream.

Fish net condoms.

fake batteries

Solar powered tanning booth.

A slightly longer spoon

Onions that dont have layers

Sundriven flashlight

a girlfriend.

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

the ability to talk to deaf Caterpillars

The white colored pencil.

ointment for ointment bottles

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Solar-powered night light

Adhesive sesame seed

A machine that invents the machine you just invented.

A food proof cutlery set

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!