- Pointless Inventions

Valentines Day

a flashlight that only works on day

A glass Iphone case.

A book In which teaching blind people to read

Government

chest hair extensions for women

I came up with a "ASS HOLE FOR A HOBBY HORSE "

gas operated toothpick

Easy Rip Condoms. Makes Baby Making Easy.

Online classes titled "introduction to the internet"

A book on books

The Game

A chair and desk with telescopic supports. But if one's height is changed, so is the other.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

color blind bomb rigger

A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

Chocolate-flavoured breast milk...........actually....

"Melody from badger badger" Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! GAYYYYYS OOOOOH GAAAAAAAYS NOOO A GAAAAAAAAAAAY! Moral: Nothing against homosexuals, this is just my straight sense of humor XD

A telescope, that ranges so far that it actually zooms past the whole galaxy, and back to where you are.

- Phoneless Wire

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

The useless piece of skin around the vagina... the Woman.

A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

hitler

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!