- Pointless Inventions

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people saying reem

A Fork-Knife

Websites about pointless inventions

an anti-social network service.

Too Easy!...It's Here: Timer Lipstick Timer Foundation Bullet Proof Whip Hair-Made by willow smith Tron Boots Ballpen Catcher Plasma Glasses-Like Cyclops Rocket Gum Shotgun Shoulder Bag Rocket Bag

Wooden Barbeque

Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

multiple life sentences

people who cut your toe nails,

A shoe

My life.

bureaucracy

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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! cheery music "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

A environment friendly sun-charging remote control that takes too long to charge for each channel in order to channel surf during the commercials. Moral: Screw the rainforest! All three remaining trees of it!

Chloroform tissues

Women's rights.

braille on ATM machines.

Belief in atheism

Kosher prostitute

Gluten free wheat- The perfect invention for people with Gluten Allergies!

Electric-powered fur coat.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!