Skydiving helmets

12 different brands of Lemon-Lime Soda

Non-drowsy sleeping pills.

wooden bbq

Ca$hley Cole

A battery-powered electric generator.

life

20 minute instant noodles

Gluten free flower.

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A Washable Permanent marker.

websites with search boxes that cannot search their own content.

Flame-retardant coal.

Powdered Water

S**t flavored toothpaste.

justin bieber cereal: Autotune Flakes

multiple life sentences

The iPad.

Wooden dildos

Self Destructing Boomarang

The Gooch

Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!