epipen filled with air

You.

justin bieber cereal: Autotune Flakes

A pointless investing is autocorrect

Soap cleaner

Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

Billy Mayes: SHAM! WOW!©

getting sick

K

Star trek convetions with a nerd ban

Wireless Cables

A phone that has every sort of app under the sun - Except for calling.

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A DVD-rewinder.

sun block with acid in it

Invisible ink highlighter

tasteless food

Are you tired of money clogging up your wallet and weighing your pockets down? Introducing your kids!

School

SOPA and PIPA

Sex Chatroom looking for world of warcraft players

headphones for deaf people

Skydiving helmets

Glow-in-the-dark Light Bulbs

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!