Black Highlighter

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ejector seat on a helicopter

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Driving school for the blind

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Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

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The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

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Cigarettes

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MP3 player for the deaf.

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Decorative beadwork tongue covers. They do exist.

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roller coaster loop without centrifugal force

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Glow in the dark sundail

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Moral: Writing moral just to catch up for the Kinder post below is just fine. (That you do not see an add here, does mean that there is no add here)

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Electric Ladle

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Unflammable Matches

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An oak frying pan

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Nut-free Nutella.

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Tinted contact lenses

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Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

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hair removal cream for bald people

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Wood-powered Fridge

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a hands-free mouse

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Justin Beiber's balls

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Soy dog treats for vegan canines

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Water sensor Torpedo

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A urinal for women

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!