unborn baby diaper

Any not-provable, unattributable book that describes devoting your life to it's (mostly ridiculous) rules or facing consequence.

Hard Water (Theres already ice)

A glow-in-the-dark moon.

This website

A Fireproof Water

Mosquitoes.

Brick Windows

wired remote.

a door with no handle

flame retardant weed

glass sledgehammer

oprah's personal trainer

The DMV.

Flavorless Water

The word "infomercial"... Like Its really informative to know that my life would have been worthless if I had a zit, a pimple or any other Battletoad..., and then Justin Beiber tells me to "get proactive". Sorry Justin, while I perfectly understand what that means, I am not that kind of guy! And if I was you would have been the last person I would "procreate" with. Moral: Its called commercials you disgusting shameless Justin Beibers! Now that is the best insult I have ever used since "Lady Gaga`s"

A blow-up dart target!

Fireproof water

Cholesterol-Free Meat

Retarded people who ask , then answering it afterwards

Me....! T.T

Tonsils. All they do is get infected.

self-propelled push lawn mowers

Non-alcoholic vodka

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!