tanks with glass sunroofs= awesome lifestyle

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Powdered gas

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The ability to walk as fast as you can run

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The film "Never Say Never"

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Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

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Music for the deaf.

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Solar-Powered Pacemaker

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Deez Nutz

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Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

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air guitar tuner

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Hot-sauce eye drops.

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a vibrating sniper rifle

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A cell phone charger that only works when cell phone is fully charged.

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Jacket with air conditioning

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Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

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Gingers

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Censored Porn

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Justin Beiber's sexuality.

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A black highlighter

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SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

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Fireproof watergun

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Time machine... I mean. Tie machine...I mean. I don't know.

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Decaf 5hour energy shots.

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Caffeine injected sleeping pills.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!