ANYONE WHO HAS POSTED JUSTIN BIEBER AND ANY OTHER NON-POINTLESS THINGS.

waterproof water bottles

A 10% Bullet Proof Vest

Ejection seats for electric chairs.

Vegitarian Zombies

Non alcoholic tasted alcohol.

Flip-flops, modern toys, smart cars, long lists, banner ads, LMFAO, Katy Perry, various other artists.

Solar-powered flashlights

Electrocution hospital bed

The Appendix.

Michel Teló. "Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata" F*** you!

A wind powered paper air plane

Decaf Coffee

math

Avril Lavigne

hitler

A gigantic suitcase that can fit several hundred suitcases... superb for the busy superpowered businessman.

SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

Waterproof Kettle

President, George Bush.

To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

Left-Handed scissors

America's GAO...General Accounting Office.

Diet Soda.

Pointless Inventions

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