stilt crushes,binky bone, scrach and sniff menues and sun glasses that only work a night.

me

a torch for blind people.

a hood of a sweat shirt

lights that only work in sunlight

a website to read about pointless inventions

paper mache shoes

Glow-In-The-Dark Lightbulbs.

Easy Rip Condoms. Makes Baby Making Easy.

A teleportation machine that teleports you back to where you started.

Earphones that only work when you've muted the sound.

a computer without a screen

Second-Rate aka déclassé Mc Donalds for those that cannot afford the... high quality stuff??? Moral: Dadasomethingsong not particularly fond of it!

Unicycle with training wheels.

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

Distractions

shark rabies vaccine

maths for retards

The idea of writing your name at the end of an entry so people know you wrote it.-Tony

This website

MTV.

Insta-water (Just add water and stirr)

selling empty bottles to people that are not thirsty

Reruns for shows that have just started airing

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!