Electrocution hospital bed

a balloon that pops when it has air in it.

China

Invisible condoms (Sure Im wearing it babe don't worry.)

the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

A website for the blind.

Bladeless knife without a Handle

Solar-powered flashlights

super-glue for eyelids.

Hot-sauce eye drops.

SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

A gun that turns people into zombies. It was made during a zombies apoalypse

#1 pencils

Obama

Moonglasses

A copier that lets you make one copy at a time and shreds the original at the same time

Cars for dogs

Take away "To go"

Republicans

art critics.

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

A bicycle for the disabled

Fat people.

The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

Pointless Inventions

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