Animal Cruelty.

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Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

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A gas powered gas mask

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a coffin lined with 100% cotton (It breathes better)

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MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

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Solar powered night light.

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Religion

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Obama

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marijuana flavor insect spray

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A microphone you have to scream into

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A book with 10 steps on how to solve a paradox

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Solid steel shoelaces

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today i was humping my bed and i didnt realize my creepy aunt was watching. FML......................................................... o wait what site is this again?? o............. nevermind......

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billiards ball. but any other "round" object as well.

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Nutella haters!

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3-D television

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plant grower made with salt

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art critics.

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A boomerang with a C4 strapped to it. What happens if you miss?

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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K-Pop

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color blind bomb rigger

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Breakaway Condoms.

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Paper Jamz

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!