Non-toxic poison

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Black Light

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Justin Beiber's sexuality.

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Those spots that float around in our eyes

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Sunglasses without lenses.

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Cold fire

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Blackberry Curve.

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Bladeless knife without a Handle

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Any movie on Syfy

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Drive thru ATM with brail

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blondes

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MTV

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water resistant umbrella

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edible hydrolic acid

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A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

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Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

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Terms of Service.

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Lana del Rey's ability to pout lips.

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You

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Joshua

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The scrotum, just put them on the inside.

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A device that turns wine into water

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Vegan sugar.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!