- Pointless Inventions

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Vegan sugar.

A device that turns wine into water

a solar powered vibrator.

BOTTLED WATER!!

Glass underwear

an umbrella for a ciggerete on a rainy day

YouTube constantly changing the layout.

Straight mans guide on how to make love to other straight men.

Males, and Male rights

Animal Cruelty.

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

A gas powered gas mask

a coffin lined with 100% cotton (It breathes better)

Solar powered night light.

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

Religion

People who complain about people who submit Justin Bieber as a pointless invention

Obama

marijuana flavor insect spray

A microphone you have to scream into

A book with 10 steps on how to solve a paradox

Solid steel shoelaces

today i was humping my bed and i didnt realize my creepy aunt was watching. FML......................................................... o wait what site is this again?? o............. nevermind......

Pointless Inventions

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