Powdered water

Non-toxic poison

Cold fire

Black Light

Those spots that float around in our eyes

Sunglasses without lenses.

Blackberry Curve.

Bladeless knife without a Handle

Drive thru ATM with brail

blondes

Any movie on Syfy

A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

water resistant umbrella

edible hydrolic acid

MTV

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

Lana del Rey's ability to pout lips.

Terms of Service.

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The scrotum, just put them on the inside.

A device that turns wine into water

Vegan sugar.

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