- Pointless Inventions

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Remote control without buttons

Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

AIDS

Hand Un-sanitizer

A Store inside a store that sells 3 stores with 2 stores in each store and in those 2 stores there 5 stores in that store. Thats 1 Store =)

charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

An Ipod app called How to convince your parents to get you an Ipod

pedal powered steamrollers

A flat ladle

Edible Crazy Glue

10 hour youtube videos

Corn flavored chapstick.

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

portable doggie door

invisible hair die

Curry scented deodorant

online games

One direction

A protective case for the nokia 3310 phone.

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Avril Lavigne

Dehydrated water...

Pointless Inventions

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