People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

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Dick flavored condoms

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Everyone who says "You" on this site. Also Beiber is pointless.

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The Billion-Dollar Space Pen.

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A car that runs on human blood.

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Bullets made from mercury instead of lead

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I can`t believe its not sh*t flavored brown butter... Moral: It made me laugh XD Still just read it in some skinny black guy`s voice with an attitude.

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One way elevator

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Your face!

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Insectasteroid. Grows Insects FAST!!

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SOPA

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mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

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A machine that can turn anything into air as long as the original object was air.

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makeup for pets

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toys with batteries not included

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braille e-reader

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Solar powered light bulb

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A rape whistle

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Sunglasses without lenses.

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Windows Vista

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the power to develop allergies at whim

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Jewish people

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Slutty Dorothy Gale Costume

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Surgical mittens.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!