Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

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Sporks

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Obamacare act

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Music for the deaf.

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A time machine that can only move forward at normal speed

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non-touchscreen phone without keypad

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Non-alcoholic beer

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50 shades of grew e.g. porn.

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Jizz flavored condoms

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A back pocket in your undies.

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black people.

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MTV

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Healthy guides for the Terminally ill Majors in English

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Self-eating bacon.

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The show Naked and Afriad being sensored

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Anime

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Black people

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Strip Solitaire

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money

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A site that censors the word homo... damn not only does it seem like they hate homo sexuals, but arent we all homo sapies or something?

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DECAF meth....

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Solar powered headlights.

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Stupid People

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!