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“Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um....”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just....”
“The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die..”
via: Pointless Super Powers
“At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me ****..”
via: Things You Think Only You Do
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