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China

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edible cutlery

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Black People

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BIRTH CONTROL

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Censored ****

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A toaster that toasts location aware and burns location specific facts onto your toast.

( V )
|Toast is |
| Illegal |
| Here |

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A penis with no balls

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God

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The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy!

Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise?

Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind...

You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc.

Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

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Black people

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You

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CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

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