Sometimes an invention is so useless it’s almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!
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“Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your....”
“The power to forget what you were going to say.”
via: Pointless Super Powers
“Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands....”
via: Things You Think Only You Do
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