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  • jesus saves your life!
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  • Not cool man, not cool
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  • The person that made this fails. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all not be here. Show some respect you satanic fool! >.<
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  • I garuentee whoever posted this is going to hell
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  • I love this thread! Let's pick a few these postings apart, shall we? Post: jesus saves your life! RDJK (that's me, hi!): That's right. Like he saved the life of my deeply Christian mother, for example. Though - er - she happens to be dead, actually. Post: [1] The person that made this fails. [2] If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all not be here. [3] Show some respect you satanic fool! >.< RDJK: [1] Meaning that you fail to be amused, I take it. So who, exactly, fails here? [2] So all the people who lived in year 100BC, for example, were not there, then? [3] Nobody who calls a complete stranger, about whose life he knows nothing, a fool should be giving anyone lessons on the art of respect. Moreover, you miss the point: he/she is not Satanic because he does not believe in imaginary beings like Satan and Jesus. He leaves that to gullible beings. Post: Not cool man, not cool. RDJK: Well, no, but that's not exactly news is it? The intention was to be inflammatory, obviously! I like your reserved style, by the way. To me you seem to be a very OK sort, for a 'believer' (if you are one). Best wishes. Post: I garuentee [sic] whoever posted this is going to hell. RDJK: You? You guarantee that? We're not getting a bit above ourselves at all, are we? I mean this uppitiness won't sound too good when the boss gets to hear about it, you know. Which he has already, of course. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but to me you sound plain nasty. If you believe what you seem to believe, then I think that you should be feeling very worried indeed. Think about it. Post: Did you hit your head on a rock when you where born? RDJK: Your question is so vacuous that you could quite easily be seeking merely to exchange injury notes, for all anyone can tell. Go away. Post: o the author of... RDJK: That was me. Recommended. Post: So true! RDJK: These posts are not necessarily date ordered. You should have been more wary as to with whom you might seem to be agreeing in future. However, as things currently stand, I feel obliged say to you, 'That's very kind; thank you!' Post: *sigh*. I guess, every time you have a site where people can post jokes, some jerks have to ruin it by posting their opinions on disputed issues. There's no avoiding it. RDJK: You're missing the irony here. There must be about eight or nine unintentionally hilarious posts, mostly made by believers, in this very thread. We get all of those jokes for the price of one!. I love your own contribution, btw, i.e. in which you post an opinion on a disputed issue (i.e., as to who may or may not be 'jerks') while criticising the practice. Post: Shit is way better than this testicle licker RDJK: It's always reassuring to see vacuity, hatred and homophobia springing from their tradition Christian roots, especially with such economy of expression as this. Anyway, I'm tired out now. Loved meeting you all: you're all a bit weird, but one or two of you I could still really quite like as people, I reckon. Cheers RDJK
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  • So true!
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  • Did you hit your head on a rock when you where born?
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  • *sigh*. I guess, every time you have a site where people can post jokes, some jerks have to ruin it by posting their opinions on disputed issues. There's no avoiding it.
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  • someone gets it
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  • Shit is way better than this testicle licker
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  • no
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  • I hate to sound dumb but the guy who did this is probably jrwish and doesnt give a shit
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