We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste!
Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE!
Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again!
Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the **** is your excuse mr.America?