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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!"

Make a memory, today! *cheery music*

"Hey mom, I want to show you something!"

"Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..."

"Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and"

"Son, what you do is natural but eh.."

"NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!"

"No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!"

Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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