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Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge....”
“The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind.”
via: Pointless Super Powers
“When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral ****?.”
via: Things You Think Only You Do
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