Sometimes an invention is so useless it’s almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow....”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I....”
“The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad..”
via: Pointless Super Powers
“....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?.”
via: Things You Think Only You Do
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