An alarm clock for the deaf.

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Family strip poker! Surprises for the whole family as b0ners and wet panties turn everywhere! Ever wondered if your mother likes your big manhood? Wonder no more! Ever wondered what can happen if your father suddenly ends up naked and you start thinking about that hot girl you met yesterday? Could there be a good reason to why your sisters looong hugs feel as she is rubbing against you? Discover now! Does your grandma still have the "natural wetness?" DISCOVER! LEARN! EXPERIENCE! AND REMEMBER! THE FIRST GUY TO PREC0M OR THE FIRST FEMALE WHO`S LEGS GET WET... LOSES! INVITE YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO A GAME THEY MIGHT FINALLY BEAT YOU AT! Because you always secretly wanted them to beat you hard right?! ;) GET CLOSER TO YOUR FAMILY TODAY! Moral DISCLAIMER: We at ToysAreus, take no responsibility for STD`s and unwanted pregnancies! GUARANTEED FUN!

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SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

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Dairy free milk.

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A rubber that doesn't clean

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Battery powerd battery charger.

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burned ice

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Creationism.

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men.

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Transparent Liquid Paper

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invisible dildo

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naw instead of no

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an airplane without wings

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laws

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The Outdoors.

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I came up with a "ASS HOLE FOR A HOBBY HORSE "

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heavy feathers -jesse

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Breast Shrinks.

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A remote-control pineapple

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24-inch macbook air

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Harry styles

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A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

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Cranes. You can't build one without one.

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Dolphin saddle

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!