A paint by numbers coloring book for blind people.

Cranes. You can't build one without one.

Unscented Perfume

Condom

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

roll on eye drops

Mont Blanc branded crayons

A bladeless sword

a computer without a screen

Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

non-touchscreen phone without keypad

A machine that both reads pointless inventions and comes up with new ones

fn key on a mac.

black people.

Banana flavoured apples

Black highlighter.

"Melody from badger badger" Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! GAYYYYYS OOOOOH GAAAAAAAYS NOOO A GAAAAAAAAAAAY! Moral: Nothing against homosexuals, this is just my straight sense of humor XD

earphones for the deaf ?

Merkins. Google it.

poop scented air freshener for the bathroom

A condom

SHIT MAKER

Black Light Bulb

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!