Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

half-penny coin

PS3

the Louie the fly mortein mascot (Seriously if you are selling fly spray that is supposed to work why does he keep coming back?)

A book for bibliophobics.

A learning braille book written in sign language

a square ball

The alarm clock that can do different types of farts as its alarm.

cellphone that runs on car batteries

The Vegetarian Steakhouse

Non-seethrough womens clothes

Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

Helicopter ejection seats

The button to make me stop posting stuff. Moral: See what I did there?

Bean-flavored tofu.

Myspace

To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

Polacks

Triangle shaped wheels.

salad warmer

fireproof logs

a time machine that places you five seconds into the future.

Seat belts for motorcycles.

day-vision goggles

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!