a closed door you can walk through

An under-water hair-dryer.

Diet Water

Dirty tissues.

tanks with glass sunroofs= awesome lifestyle

cellphone that runs on car batteries

Scientology

explosive cigarettes

A warning alarm that tells you to "Stay Calm".

0 mg aspirin

boomerang shaped frisby

water man

A pocket-watch that recorded the temperature of your pocket and announced it every 30 minutes.

A hammer sharpener

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Ionosphere scented perfume.

Justin Bieber

Lil Wayne

Submarine windshield wiper

Censored Porn

twitter

Justin Beiber

having a cell phone with access to your favourite social networking pages that you use to keep in touch with the same people on your cell phone

War

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!