Shorts called pants.

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

fire

The Kardashian

Any movie on Syfy

reCAPTCHA

A one size fits all hat.

White Crayons.

Motorcycle Ashtray

Miley Cyrus

A broken pencil

square tires

A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

Religion.

A pillow made out of lead.

a solar powered vibrator.

glee and anything to do with it :L

Scentless air fresheners

a rocking chair that only rocks backwards.

I... And MY NAME.... IS THE MOST FUCKlNG THUMBED UP COMMENT ON HORSEHEAD NETWORK! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: And what are you going to do about it? Thumb this down like the shemale you are? Shemale or not, I will r*pe you and your mother...Its not about the sex, its about the domination, prove that you ARE MY BlTCH! Moral Man: The only one that can destroy internet censors... Because Moral Man...

Fat free butter

A baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry

a coffin lined with 100% cotton (It breathes better)

A chair with no back, so you can lay down while you're sitting up.

Pointless Inventions

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