Directions on how to use soap.

Snuggie

Non-stick tape

glee and anything to do with it :L

websites with search boxes that cannot search their own content.

A flashdark for when it's too light

Insectasteroid. Grows Insects FAST!!

A backpack that could only hold one thing

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Myspace

boat parking brake

Dettol no touch hand wash system, your still gonna wash your hands clean with normal soap anyway.

Diet soda

Non stick glue

Time,scedule,and routine

time travel face bag.

Your wife. Moral: Yeah she cant do her stuff right.

Me

condoms for masturbation

fireproof lighter

Barack Obama

One Direction

MP3 Players for deaf people.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!