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Flashlight with powered by Solar..

gas operated toothpick

Easy Rip Condoms. Makes Baby Making Easy.

The double-decker couch

A chair and desk with telescopic supports. But if one's height is changed, so is the other.

The Game

color blind bomb rigger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

"Melody from badger badger" Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! GAYYYYYS OOOOOH GAAAAAAAYS NOOO A GAAAAAAAAAAAY! Moral: Nothing against homosexuals, this is just my straight sense of humor XD

My lifes????????????????????????????

- Phoneless Wire

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

The useless piece of skin around the vagina... the Woman.

A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

Solar-Powered Flashlight

hitler

A gas powered gas mask

Valentines Day

I came up with a "ASS HOLE FOR A HOBBY HORSE "

seeing-eye pants

American Idol on DVD

Noise-cancelling hearing-aids

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!