- Pointless Inventions

Female robots for single men that are so realistic that they behave EXACTLY like real women.

Alcohol with only 18% alcohol in it

Swimming Pool Electrical Outlet.....

50 shades of gray

Transparent clothes

this website

Triangle with mouthpiece.

Michael Smith =D

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

Caffeine injected sleeping pills.

your mom

A silent movie for blind people

~motorcycle with airbags (unless you crash while going 200 mph)~

a silent alarm clock.

Internet. (sarcasm)

Made in China

Packet of nuts -May contain nuts

This ugly site

insurance companies

A solar-powered nightlight

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

Terms and conditions.FTW no1 reads them

Head phones which only connect to your phone

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!