- Pointless Inventions

A solar powered alarm clock

The check box that says "i have read and agree to the terms of service"

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A 10% Bullet Proof Vest

Female robots for single men that are so realistic that they behave EXACTLY like real women.

glass tornado shelter

Swimming Pool Electrical Outlet.....

Day-vision sunglasses.

origami shield and sword

A submarine with a screen door

Paper made condoms.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

A box that is self conscious and wishes it wasn't a box

War

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

washable Sharpie

NASA's space pen.

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Packet of nuts -May contain nuts

Self-eating bacon.

Diet water

Thomas Oliver and everything he likes to do

Homeopathy

A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

Pointless Inventions

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