Your Mother

40-inch Wi-Fi cord

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

Vacuum sealed dust-mask.

seedless sunflower seeds

Self-inflatable earphones that cancel noise in the wrong way.

women's rights

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

Women's rights

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

The Government.

Any Religion ever

a dog

laminated napkin

Prius

non-lethal rocket launcher

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

Justin Bieber.

Mute alarm clock

solar powered night light

black people

Fingerless Surgical Gloves

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!