A condom

A flashdark for when it's too light

Fire alarm with silencer

Poop masher in toilet

Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

Air in a can.

Odourless deodorant (super strength)

A barrel shaped and sized teleporter that allows you to teleport inside of it.

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A page that offers a free version of WinZip, but the file needs WinZip to open

Anne Franks diary.

the ability to talk to deaf Caterpillars

The modern idea that we live in a free society when we are all slaves to debt.

diabetes

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

A braille drivers manual.

Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

A rubber that doesn't clean

men.

Transparent Liquid Paper

braille on drive up atms calling it a driveway when it's where you park obama?

Waterproof Kettle

invisible dildo

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