submarine with wheels

a boat with a plug-hole.

A Capcom device that tells you when new Megaman games come out. Moral: Never.

From this day on, I promise to stop signing my texts with. Moral: Lies! THE MORAL IS A LIE! (Ps: I WILL SIGN THEM HARDER THAN EVER!)

A machine that can turn anything into air as long as the original object was air.

American Idol on DVD

free stuff that costs money

A secretary goldfish

alex diment.

steel toed flip-flops

McDonalds' small size

Too Easy!...It's Here: Timer Lipstick Timer Foundation Bullet Proof Whip Hair-Made by willow smith Tron Boots Ballpen Catcher Plasma Glasses-Like Cyclops Rocket Gum Shotgun Shoulder Bag Rocket Bag

Boobs on a nun.

Flammable water

The double-decker couch

Minecraft

Pen ink that is only visible when no light is on it.

electric tuba

recycled toilet paper

miley cyrus justin bieber jonas brothers rebecca black twilight high school musical

Battery-powered batteries

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa yousa

a book made out of water about water

Barrack Obama.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!