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fireproof matches

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Glass underwear

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Wii

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Coloured Whiteboards

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hand washed paper plates

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Trees with clear leaves

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plate holders

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Justin Bieber's penis

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Solar powered flashlight

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People who list Justin beiber as an invention and then call him Pointless.

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A British Dentist

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Left-handed frisbies

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seeing-eye pants

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artificial computer

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Man Nipples

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A calculator that can divide by zero.

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a battery opperated battery

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woman

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Submarine ejection seat

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A wheelchair that is meant for people with hurt arms, not legs or feet

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Cigarettes

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the pope

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Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!