- Pointless Inventions

A cellphone battery decharger

Running shoes for running shoes

A pointless investing is autocorrect

Little sachets that make your water wetter (it's a real thing...)

Chrioprachtors

Submarine openable sunroof

Urine flavored breath mints

restarting progress bars.

Michel Teló. "Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata" F*** you!

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

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Solitaire Online

A Capcom device that tells you when new Megaman games come out. Moral: Never.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! cheery music "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Remote controlled car seat warmer

See through wallpaper

Water Proof Note Cards

Wheelchair with pedals.

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

Jalapeño flavored milk

Dolphin saddle

blondes

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Blackberry Curve.

Pointless Inventions

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