- Pointless Inventions

xray vision that only works on mens clothes over 90.... and work at an old peoples home...

Lime green firetrucks.

Math

Solar-Powered flashlight

religion

A wind powered air conditioner ( Why would want to use an air conditioner if their in wind? )

Black &White Color blindness test

wake up calls in hospital to give you something to help you sleep when you were already sleeping!

bureaucracy

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! cheery music "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

A book written in English about how to speak english ( the one reading it can't understand English, ya know! )

solar panels that must be plugged in

rank oder

The Annoying Orange -Heeeeeeey, Apppppple!

Pencil duller Like a pencil sharpener but it just dulls

A book for bibliophobics.

Batteries sold separately....

invisible paint

an athiest bible

Powdered Water: Just add water.

electricity powered generator

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A box that is self conscious and wishes it wasn't a box

Wheelchair with pedals.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!