Training wheels for submarine

My Mom

Condoms

The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

Your penis.

Dehydrated water - just add water.

a slow clock

a door that dose not open

My life.

pointles machine that makes pointles machines that makes pointles machines that makes pointles machines thats pointless

ios6 maps

Half turkey, half Turkish man.

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

A Banana Straightner

learning other languages because the foreigners should learn English if they want to live in the United States Of America

A one ended stick...

Just a single Power Scouter. "VEGETA WHAT IS HIS POWER LEVE.." "For the over 9000th time! GET YOUR OWN FUCKING SCOUTEEEEEEEEEER!"

A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

curry flavored deodorant

Icy skateboard ramp

invisible paint

Medicine-flavored candy

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!