A sign that says: watch out for this sign!

An invisible curtain

A trusty boomerrang sword

A web site to download internet

The Human Centipede

A book on how to read does not need to contain text morons, it can contain enough images to help you figure out how to read! And THAT you vote up with the top ten? Moral: Your source of awesome wisdom, handsomness, epicness, and YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

DVD rewinder

Disposable diamonds. Moral: NOW YOU WONT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Socks for your nose.

Temperature-controlled Thermometers

icecubes

A finger up a tin man's backside/ass

an anti-social network service.

a dosh bag but only works on leons bum crack

plate holders

Mood rings used to describe how you feel, only after you've been hit by a bus.

amnesty international

A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

ASUS TAICHI 21: dual screen notebook, except that you do not both screens at the same time.

religion

paper spaceship

electricity powered generator

Flammable Fire Extinguisher

You.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!