Wooden dildos

Self Destructing Boomarang

The Gooch

A waterproof bathing suit

the mcdouble

Hate.

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Gluten free flower.

Day-Vision Goggles.

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Flame-retardant coal.

Double Post.

Non-drowsy sleeping pills.

S**t flavored toothpaste.

the cross

Education.

Inedible Pancakes

Poisonous Apples

Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

Your mom.

20 minute instant noodles

your mom

A keyboard with an "Any key" button.

Belief in atheism

Pointless Inventions

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