The "Wii"

your mom

Non-seethrough womens clothes

THE '80S!!!!!!!!

Solar powered flashlight

You've already voted

Flame Retardant Barbeque Pit

gay sex

DVD rewinder

Soap cleaner

Credits at the end of a movie... we don't read them .

tasteless food

the mcdouble

SOPA and PIPA

Donald Trump's Hair.

Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

Perforated condom

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Moonglasses

football bat

A Banana Straightner

Education.

An eye cursor. Or a cursor that can be controlled by your eye.

justin bieber

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!