English-to-Pig Latin translation dictionary

Snooki

Cakes made of schmega.

the ® symbol

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Censored porn

The Dish Hopper commercials.

Solar power flashlight that does not charge

Fire-retardant Matches

braile book on tape for the deaf and blind

Cough medicine that only works when you feel better

Grilled ice cream

Haiti.

Lil Wayne

a water proof spounge

dead people

Cordless extension cord

a rocking chair that only rocks backwards.

Star Wars: Episode 1

An inflatable bowling ball!

Handicap parkings spots in front of hockey Arenas

-OK,all now listen to me...all you are going to become a nigga just like me!!! -Are our childreen to become black too? -Yes!!!,even their butts are going to be black!!! -Ohh ,damnit!!! -Hmmm...

A fire alarm that constantly rings and turns off when there is a fire.

bitch bring me some food

Pointless Inventions

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