Moral: Writing moral just to catch up for the Kinder post below is just fine. (That you do not see an add here, does mean that there is no add here)

coffins

Neck ties

A machine to untwist bananas.

waterproof tea bags.

fire-proof condoms :o

Rebecca Black

Wood-powered Fridge

Pre Soaked Water

The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

new born baby hair dye

1d glasses

Powdered water

Solar powered lights

Seat belts for motorcycles.

Terrycloth sledgehammer

Armpit hair

Pens that can write underwater

eject on a helecopter

Apocalypse insurance

a water proof spounge

Bristol Palin

mesh condoms

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!