Sparkling Vampires. Because that's really what happens to vampires in the son

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A machine to untwist bananas.

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fire-proof condoms :o

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Neck ties

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1d glasses

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Soy dog treats for vegan canines

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Powdered water

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Seat belts for motorcycles.

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Terrycloth sledgehammer

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Armpit hair

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Rebecca Black

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waterproof tea bags.

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Wood-powered Fridge

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Pre Soaked Water

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The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

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Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

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Solar powered lights

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Pens that can write underwater

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eject on a helecopter

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new born baby hair dye

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Bird dentures

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mesh condoms

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MyLifeisTwilight.com. Quit fooling yourself, Twihards, MLIA always wins.

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Apocalypse insurance

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!